Like Romeo and Juliet
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When people say ‘This is my baby,’ they don’t always mean a baby. Sometimes they mean a dog.

-A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)

Sep 16 / 70,790 notes

fatwink:

crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you 

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weirdotwins:

silverbrontide:

aleksantaeri:

david-tennant-omg:

tunoeresdarks:

i just made some sort natural of mp3 player charger??? using only fruits and copper and and it worked

i mean

look at this fucking thing

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IT’S CHARGING

you’re either a complete genius

or

you should be burnt at the stake…

Does this mean that when the apocalypse hits we’ll still have ipods and cell phones?

bookmarking for the apocalypse

the potato alarm clocks and shit will have uses beyond their intial means

(Source: radgarbage)

Sep 16 / 154,695 notes
Anonymous: your husband seems like a dick kill him. also does ghosts still exist?

itseasytoremember:

billyteddy:

he is a dick and killing him is on my list, but he’s attractive so i’m going to get one more kid out of him

i’m not sure on the ghost front, i guess we’ll find out after i kill my husband and put his gravestone in my backyard 

YOU NEED TO MAKE IT MORE OBVIOUS THAT THIS IS ABOUT THE SIMS

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verticalfood:

Onion, Chorizo, Spinach and Artichoke Pizza (by Half Baked Harvest)

egberts:

astrolopy:

egberts:

do you think that mosquitos dare their friends to bite somebody with bugspray on

no, because mosquitos don’t have the mind to be able to communicate in such complex ways.

oh im sorry i didnt know u were the worlds top mosquito expert excuse me

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brood-of-froods:

i like to think that hogwarts has a really strong wi-fi signal, but like the stair cases, it keeps moving around. just muggleborns, chillin on their laptops all suddenly stand up together, dash madly to a different corner of the school, and sit down wordlessly like some kind of mind hive flock of pigeons while the purebloods are just so confused

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