-A Somali student, on what has surprised her most about the United States. (via africandogontheprairie)
crushes are great until you realize that they’ll never be interested in you
i just made some sort natural of mp3 player charger??? using only fruits and copper and and it worked
look at this fucking thing
you’re either a complete genius
you should be burnt at the stake…
Does this mean that when the apocalypse hits we’ll still have ipods and cell phones?
bookmarking for the apocalypse
the potato alarm clocks and shit will have uses beyond their intial means
do you think that mosquitos dare their friends to bite somebody with bugspray on
no, because mosquitos don’t have the mind to be able to communicate in such complex ways.
oh im sorry i didnt know u were the worlds top mosquito expert excuse me
i like to think that hogwarts has a really strong wi-fi signal, but like the stair cases, it keeps moving around. just muggleborns, chillin on their laptops all suddenly stand up together, dash madly to a different corner of the school, and sit down wordlessly like some kind of mind hive flock of pigeons while the purebloods are just so confused